The Greatest Baseball Player Ever
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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here."
 
"You don't understand," says the man. "This is no regular dog, he can talk."
 
"Listen, pal," says the bartender. "If that dog can talk, I'll give you a hundred bucks1."
 
The man puts the dog on a stool, and asks him, "What's on top of a house?"
 
"Roof!"
 
"Right. And what's on the outside of a tree?"
 
"Bark!"
 
"And who's the greatest baseball player of all time?"
 
"Ruth!"
 
"I guess you've heard enough," says the man. "I'll take the hundred in twenties."
 
The bartender is furious. "Listen, pal," he says, "get out of here before I belt you."
 
As soon as they're on the street, the dog turns to the man and says, "Do you think I should have said 'DiMaggio'?"


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1 bucks a391832ce78ebbcfc3ed483cc6d17634     
n.雄鹿( buck的名词复数 );钱;(英国十九世纪初的)花花公子;(用于某些表达方式)责任v.(马等)猛然弓背跃起( buck的第三人称单数 );抵制;猛然震荡;马等尥起后蹄跳跃
参考例句:
  1. They cost ten bucks. 这些值十元钱。
  2. They are hunting for bucks. 他们正在猎雄兔。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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