A thesis advisor 论文导师是谁
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It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow1, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.
 
Fox: "What are you working on?"
 
Rabbit: "My thesis2."
 
Fox: "Hmmm. What's it about?"
 
Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."
 
Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes."
 
Rabbit: "Sure they do, and I can prove it. Come with me."
 
They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After a few minutes, the rabbit returns, alone, to his typewriter and resumes3 typing.
 
Soon, a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.
 
Wolf: "What's that you're writing?"
 
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."
 
Wolf: "You don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"
 
Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"
 
The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow, and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.
 
Inside the rabbit's burrow: In one corner, there is a pile of fox bones. In another corner, a pile of wolf bones. On the other side of the room, a huge lion is belching4 and picking his teeth.
 
It doesn't matter what you choose for a thesis subject.
 
It doesn't matter what you use for data.
 
What does matter is who you have for a thesis advisor5.
 
这是一个阳光灿烂的晴朗日子,森林里一只小兔子坐在洞穴外,在打字机上敲敲打打。这时一只散步的狐狸走了过来。
 
狐狸:“你在做什么呢?”
 
兔子:“写我的论文。”
 
狐狸:“唔,是关于什么的?”
 
兔子:“噢,我在写兔子是怎样吃掉狐狸的。”
 
狐狸:“你太搞笑了吧!谁都知道兔子不吃狐狸。”
 
兔子:“兔子当然吃,我能证明的。跟我来。”
 
它们一起消失在兔子的洞穴里,几分钟后只有兔子独自出来了。它回到打字机前继续敲打。
 
很快,一只狼走了过来,停下看着兔子奋力工作。
 
狼:“你在写什么呢?”
 
兔子:“我在写论文,关于兔子如何吃掉狼。”
 
狼:“你不会指望这种垃圾论文被发表吧!”
 
兔子:“能发表,你想知道为什么吗?”
 
兔子和狼一起进了洞穴,而兔子又一次独自走了出来。几分钟后它继续打字。
 
兔子洞穴里:一个角落里是一堆狐狸骨头,另一角落里是一堆狼骨头。而另一侧是一只狮子,它边打着饱嗝,边剔着牙齿。
 
论文的题目选什么无关紧要。
 
你用什么作为例证数据也无关紧要。
 
真正重要的是:你的论文导师是谁!


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1 burrow EsazA     
vt.挖掘(洞穴);钻进;vi.挖洞;翻寻;n.地洞
参考例句:
  1. Earthworms burrow deep into the subsoil.蚯蚓深深地钻进底土。
  2. The dog had chased a rabbit into its burrow.狗把兔子追进了洞穴。
2 thesis DIzzN     
n.论题,论点,论文
参考例句:
  1. His thesis is being finished off.他的论文快写完了。
  2. He argued his thesis well.他为他的论点进行了有力的辩论。
3 resumes dec1970e2892e0258f2b933067b3b3ca     
n.摘要,概略,履历( resume的名词复数 )v.重新开始( resume的第三人称单数 );重新获得;重新占用;恢复
参考例句:
  1. Later we received resumes of what she had said. 后来我们收到她讲话的摘要。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  2. Night resumes her reign. 夜幕又降临了。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》
4 belching belching     
n. 喷出,打嗝 动词belch的现在分词形式
参考例句:
  1. The Tartars employed another weapon, the so-called Chinese dragon belching fire. 鞑靼人使用了另一种武器,所谓中国龙喷火器。
  2. Billows of smoke were belching from the chimney. 巨浪似的烟正从烟囱里喷出来。
5 advisor JKByk     
n.顾问,指导老师,劝告者
参考例句:
  1. They employed me as an advisor.他们聘请我当顾问。
  2. The professor is engaged as a technical advisor.这位教授被聘请为技术顾问。
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