Cheating Wife
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Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary1. Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?"

Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..."

"Three? Well, when were they?" he asked.

"Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan2? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

"Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?"

"Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky3 operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how the doctor came all the way up here, to do the surgery4 himself, and then you were in good shape again?"

"I can't believe it! Becky, you should do such a thingfor me, to save my l ife. I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. So, all right then, when was number 3?"

"Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short..?"


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1 anniversary Cw0zD     
n.周年(纪念日)
参考例句:
  1. They celebrate their wedding anniversary annually.他们每年庆祝一番结婚纪念日。
  2. Today is my parents'30th wedding anniversary.今天是我父母结婚30周年纪念日。
2 loan w0RxB     
n.贷款;借出的东西;借;vt.借出;贷予
参考例句:
  1. I asked the bank to help me with a loan.我请银行给我一笔贷款。
  2. Has the bank okayed your request for a loan?银行批准你的贷款要求了吗?
3 tricky 9fCzyd     
adj.狡猾的,奸诈的;(工作等)棘手的,微妙的
参考例句:
  1. I'm in a rather tricky position.Can you help me out?我的处境很棘手,你能帮我吗?
  2. He avoided this tricky question and talked in generalities.他回避了这个非常微妙的问题,只做了个笼统的表述。
4 surgery IH8z9     
n.外科,外科手术;手术室
参考例句:
  1. What time does surgery finish?门诊什么时间结束?
  2. Your condition is serious and requires surgery.你的情况很严重,需要动外科手术。
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