Joke: Small Head
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A boy was walking down the road when he noticed an old geezer with an unusually small head. The curious boy walked up to the geezer and said, "Hey mister! Why the heck is your head so small?" The old man looked at the boy and replied, "Boy, if I wasn't so damn old, I'd give you a beating... but since you remind me of myself at your age, I will tell you."

The boy listened curiously1 as the geezer explained, "One day I was fishing on the pier2 when I got a huge bite... And, I said to myself, 'Holy shit! I've caught a whale!'" "No kidding?" pried3 the boy. The geezer continued, "But, when I reeled it up, to my surprise, it was a gorgeous mermaid4!

Well, she looked at me in tremendous fright and said she'd grant me one wish if I let her free..." "And?" interjected the boy. Well, after some quick thought, I looked at her and said, 'How 'bout5 a little head?'"


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1 curiously 3v0zIc     
adv.有求知欲地;好问地;奇特地
参考例句:
  1. He looked curiously at the people.他好奇地看着那些人。
  2. He took long stealthy strides. His hands were curiously cold.他迈着悄没声息的大步。他的双手出奇地冷。
2 pier U22zk     
n.码头;桥墩,桥柱;[建]窗间壁,支柱
参考例句:
  1. The pier of the bridge has been so badly damaged that experts worry it is unable to bear weight.这座桥的桥桩破损厉害,专家担心它已不能负重。
  2. The ship was making towards the pier.船正驶向码头。
3 pried 4844fa322f3d4b970a4e0727867b0b7f     
v.打听,刺探(他人的私事)( pry的过去式和过去分词 );撬开
参考例句:
  1. We pried open the locked door with an iron bar. 我们用铁棍把锁着的门撬开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  2. So Tom pried his mouth open and poured down the Pain-killer. 因此汤姆撬开它的嘴,把止痛药灌下去。 来自英汉文学 - 汤姆历险
4 mermaid pCbxH     
n.美人鱼
参考例句:
  1. How popular would that girl be with the only mermaid mom!和人鱼妈妈在一起,那个女孩会有多受欢迎!
  2. The little mermaid wasn't happy because she didn't want to wait.小美人鱼不太高兴,因为她等不及了。
5 bout Asbzz     
n.侵袭,发作;一次(阵,回);拳击等比赛
参考例句:
  1. I was suffering with a bout of nerves.我感到一阵紧张。
  2. That bout of pneumonia enfeebled her.那次肺炎的发作使她虚弱了。
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