Tips for Red Necks
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IN GENERAL
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is
still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

DINING OUT
1. When decanting1 wine, make sure that you tilt2 the paper cup, and pour
slowly so as not to "bruise3" the fruit of the vine.
2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your
fingers covering the label.

ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a
taxidermist.
2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table...no matter how good his
manners are.

PERSONAL HYGIENE4
1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should
be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall5 bathing for several days.
However, if you live alone, deodorant6 is a waste of good money.
3. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they
tend to detract from a woman's jewelry7 and alter the taste of her
finger foods.

DATING (Outside the Family)
1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to
go out with you since I read that stuff on the fillin' station bathroom
wall two years ago."
3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will
say 10:00 PM; Others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer,
it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.

THEATER ETIQUETTE8
1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately
after the movie has ended.
2. Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven
they can't hear you.

WEDDINGS
1. Livestock9, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Unless you are the groom10, kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds
may get you shot.
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a
cummerbund
and a clean bowling11 shirt can create a tacky appearance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special
occasion.

DRIVING ETIQUETTE
1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; Even if the gun is
loaded, and the deer is in sight.
2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires
always has the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite
to ask her to bring back beer.
5. Do not give a blow job while traveling in a funeral procession.


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1 decanting ef954146b4df91c541cf862494e046d1     
n.滗析(手续)v.将(酒等)自瓶中倒入另一容器( decant的现在分词 )
参考例句:
  1. It was exhausting work moving the heavy buckets, decanting the liquids. 搬动沉重的桶,滗出液体,这些都是使人精疲力竭的工作。 来自辞典例句
  2. To purify, separate, or remove(ore, for example) by washing, decanting, and settling. 淘洗,淘选,淘析用清洗、倾析和沉淀的方法来提纯、分离或清除(例如,矿石) 来自互联网
2 tilt aG3y0     
v.(使)倾侧;(使)倾斜;n.倾侧;倾斜
参考例句:
  1. She wore her hat at a tilt over her left eye.她歪戴着帽子遮住左眼。
  2. The table is at a slight tilt.这张桌子没放平,有点儿歪.
3 bruise kcCyw     
n.青肿,挫伤;伤痕;vt.打青;挫伤
参考例句:
  1. The bruise was caused by a kick.这伤痕是脚踢的。
  2. Jack fell down yesterday and got a big bruise on his face.杰克昨天摔了一跤,脸上摔出老大一块淤斑。
4 hygiene Kchzr     
n.健康法,卫生学 (a.hygienic)
参考例句:
  1. Their course of study includes elementary hygiene and medical theory.他们的课程包括基础卫生学和医疗知识。
  2. He's going to give us a lecture on public hygiene.他要给我们作关于公共卫生方面的报告。
5 forestall X6Qyv     
vt.抢在…之前采取行动;预先阻止
参考例句:
  1. I left the room to forestall involvements.我抢先离开了这房间以免受牵累。
  2. He followed this rule in order to forestall rumors.他遵守这条规矩是为了杜绝流言蜚语。
6 deodorant p9Hy9     
adj.除臭的;n.除臭剂
参考例句:
  1. She applies deodorant to her armpits after she showers.沐浴后,她在腋下涂上除臭剂。
  2. Spray deodorant and keep the silk garments dry before dressing.在穿衣之前,洒涂防臭剂并保持干燥。
7 jewelry 0auz1     
n.(jewllery)(总称)珠宝
参考例句:
  1. The burglars walked off with all my jewelry.夜盗偷走了我的全部珠宝。
  2. Jewelry and lace are mostly feminine belongings.珠宝和花边多数是女性用品。
8 etiquette Xiyz0     
n.礼仪,礼节;规矩
参考例句:
  1. The rules of etiquette are not so strict nowadays.如今的礼仪规则已不那么严格了。
  2. According to etiquette,you should stand up to meet a guest.按照礼节你应该站起来接待客人。
9 livestock c0Wx1     
n.家畜,牲畜
参考例句:
  1. Both men and livestock are flourishing.人畜两旺。
  2. The heavy rains and flooding killed scores of livestock.暴雨和大水淹死了许多牲口。
10 groom 0fHxW     
vt.给(马、狗等)梳毛,照料,使...整洁
参考例句:
  1. His father was a groom.他父亲曾是个马夫。
  2. George was already being groomed for the top job.为承担这份高级工作,乔治已在接受专门的培训。
11 bowling cxjzeN     
n.保龄球运动
参考例句:
  1. Bowling is a popular sport with young and old.保龄球是老少都爱的运动。
  2. Which sport do you 1ike most,golf or bowling?你最喜欢什么运动,高尔夫还是保龄球?
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