日期:2016-08-25 Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it to contract. Now, can anyone give me a good example? John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short. 老师:我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在... 阅读全文>>
日期:2016-08-17 Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, dont you think youre getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess youre right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you? 儿子:爸爸,给我一角钱。 父亲:儿子,你不认为你已经长大了,不该再老是一角一角地要... 阅读全文>>
日期:2016-08-17 Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years. 老师:如果莎士比亚还活着,他会是一名伟人吗? 学生:当然。因为到目前为止,还没有人活到4... 阅读全文>>
日期:2016-08-17 Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him. Man: He is really somebody. What does do? Child: A maintenance man in a cemetery 小孩:我叔叔下面有1000个人。 男人:他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的? 小孩:墓地守墓人。... 阅读全文>>
日期:2016-08-17 Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a... 阅读全文>>
日期:2016-08-17 Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word egg? Student: Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday. Teacher: Then where is the egg? Student: In the cake, Sir. 老师:你能用鸡蛋一词造句吗? 学生:可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。 老师:鸡蛋在哪? 学生:在蛋糕... 阅读全文>>
日期:2016-06-21 Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected? No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it. 孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗? 没有,老师。可是你昨... 阅读全文>>
日期:2016-06-21 Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now, can anyone give me a good example? John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short. 老师:我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在... 阅读全文>>
日期:2016-06-04 Teacher: What are the four elements of nature? Student: Fire, air, earth, and. Teacher: And what? Just think it over. What do you wash your hands with? Student: Soap! 老师:什么是自然界的四大元素? 学生:火,空气,土,和. 老师:和什么?好好想想,你... 阅读全文>>
日期:2016-06-04 Our son, at age five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeal of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of look at that! Look at that! Im going to have one of those someday. His dads response always was N... 阅读全文>>
日期:2016-05-12 Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, dont you think youre getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess youre right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you? 儿子:爸爸,给我1角钱。 父亲:儿子呀,你不觉得你已经长大了,不应该再这样1角1角地... 阅读全文>>
日期:2016-05-06 Mum: Look at your socks. One is short, the other is long. You must have put on the wrong ones. Xiaodong: I am not wrong. I look at there others socks. One is short and the other is long, too. 妈妈:小东,看你的袜子一只长,一只短,你肯定穿错了。 小东... 阅读全文>>
日期:2016-05-06 Teacher: Name some of Thomas Edisons contributions to science. Students: If it werent for Edison, wed all be watching television by candle light. 老师:列举一些托马斯 爱迪生对科学的贡献。 学生:如果没有爱迪生的话,我们就只能点着蜡烛看电视了。... 阅读全文>>
日期:2016-05-06 One day, the teacher inquired Peter: How much is four minus four? Peter was tongue-tired. The teacher got angry and said: What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what... 阅读全文>>
日期:2016-05-06 Little Peter is a boy of nine. He began to go to school the year before last and now hes in Grade Three. He lives not far form the school, but hes often late for class. He likes watching TV in the evening and goes to bed late, so he cant get up earl... 阅读全文>>
日期:2016-04-22 A small boy was asked, Who was the first man? He promptly replied, George Washington. When his brother reminded him of Adam, the boy replied unhappily, Oh, I didnt think you were counting foreigners. 有人问有一个小男孩:第一个男人是谁?他立即回答说... 阅读全文>>
日期:2016-03-10 At the art museum the sign Hand off was displayed before the statue of Venus. It was very easy to notice. A small child looked from the sign to the statue and said disinterestedly, Anybody can see that her hand has fallen off. 在艺术博物馆里,摆着维... 阅读全文>>
日期:2016-03-10 A little boy was very naughty and would not say his prayers before going to bed. One day his father warned him that if he kept doing so. He would not go to heaven. The boy cried noisily and said, I don't like to go to heaven alone. I want to go with... 阅读全文>>
日期:2016-03-03 Our four-year-old son speaks English and German, and he has picked up some Cantonese since living in Hong Kong. One day I was getting ready to take him to a rugby game. His mother, not being a rugby fan, planned a quiet afternoon at home. Our son, h... 阅读全文>>
日期:2015-12-10 Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. So he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.... 阅读全文>>
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