日期:2016-05-12 A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial. It was nearly 4 p. m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called... 阅读全文>>
日期:2016-01-07 Applicant: I'm looking for a job as a consultant. Employer: I'm sorry, we already have enough consultants. Applicant: That's okay, with my experience, I can be an adviser. Employer: More than we can use already. Applicant (getting desperate): I'm no... 阅读全文>>
日期:2015-12-10 Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter's night. He entered the local general store to get some warmth, and saw the town's lawyers gathered around the pot-bellied stove, di... 阅读全文>>
日期:2015-08-31 How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford to be screwed for?... 阅读全文>>
日期:2015-08-17 Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven, and the angel standing there said, We've been waiting along time for you. What do you mean, he replied, I'm only 45, in the prime of my life. Why did I have to die now? F... 阅读全文>>
日期:2015-08-17 Q:What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? A: Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't do!... 阅读全文>>
日期:2015-07-22 Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: How many can you afford?... 阅读全文>>
日期:2015-07-22 One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asks about his bill and the barber replies, I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week. The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to... 阅读全文>>
日期:2015-07-06 Mr Brown had lived in a village before he became a famous lawyer. He remembered his hard life during studying in the colleage. And his parents borrowed much money for him. So he worked hard and tried his best to get more money. Now he lives in a bea... 阅读全文>>
日期:2015-06-23 Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures, you'll find that it's reasonably in line with government predictions. Physicist: I won't tell you until you tell me what you want to use it for. Lawyer: It makes one and a half each.... 阅读全文>>
日期:2015-05-21 There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally comes down to Robert and Paul. Both graduated magna cum laude from law school. Both come from good families. Both are equally attractive and well spoken. It's up to th... 阅读全文>>
日期:2015-04-15 A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner. The attorney asks, Before you signed the death certificate had you taken the man's pulse? The coroner says, No. The attorney then asks, Did you listen for a heart beat? No. So when you signed the d... 阅读全文>>
日期:2015-03-19 There once was a dog show to determine the world's smartest dog. Three dogs were in the final. One dog belonged to a doctor. One dog belonged to an engineer. And, one dog belonged to a lawyer. For the final each dog was given a bag of bones to see w... 阅读全文>>
日期:2015-03-17 A Rabbi, a Monk, and a lawyer are riding down the road when their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. Spotting a farmhouse they walk over and tell the farmer they need a place to stay the night while they wait for a tow. I've got room in the h... 阅读全文>>
日期:2015-01-14 Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.; one from New Jersey, another from Tennessee and the third, from Florida. They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Florida contractor takes out a tap... 阅读全文>>
日期:2014-07-18 Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. The first one said, I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside them is numbered. I think librarians are the easiest, said the second. When you open them up... 阅读全文>>
日期:2014-05-30 An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in Italy when an Italian lawyer approached him and asked. Is it true that a person can fall down on a sidewalk in your country and then sue the landowners for lots of money? Told... 阅读全文>>
日期:2013-07-09 A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. you're in luck, two hearts just became available, so you will get to choose which one you want. One belo... 阅读全文>>
日期:2013-01-17 A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments(疾病) and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated(激怒的) doctor asked the... 阅读全文>>
日期:2011-12-13 A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. I can't hear out of my left ear, the man told the judge. Can you hear out of your right ear? the judge asked. The man nodded his head. You'll... 阅读全文>>
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