Sex Theory
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A noted1 sex therapist realized that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devised a test to tell for certain how often someone had sex.

To prove his theory, he filled up an auditorium2 with people, and went down the line asking each person to smile. Using the size of the person's smile, the therapist was able to guess accurately3 how often each person had sex. The last man in line was grinning from ear to ear.

"Twice a day," the therapist guessed, but was surprised when the man said no. "Once a day, then?" Again the answer was no. "Twice a week?"

"No."

"Twice a month?"

"No."

When the doctor asked, "Once a year?" the man finally said yes.

The therapist was angry that his theory hadn’t worked with this individual, and he asked the man, "What the heck are you so happy about?"

The man answered, "Tonight's the night!"


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1 noted 5n4zXc     
adj.著名的,知名的
参考例句:
  1. The local hotel is noted for its good table.当地的那家酒店以餐食精美而著称。
  2. Jim is noted for arriving late for work.吉姆上班迟到出了名。
2 auditorium HO6yK     
n.观众席,听众席;会堂,礼堂
参考例句:
  1. The teacher gathered all the pupils in the auditorium.老师把全体同学集合在礼堂内。
  2. The stage is thrust forward into the auditorium.舞台向前突出,伸入观众席。
3 accurately oJHyf     
adv.准确地,精确地
参考例句:
  1. It is hard to hit the ball accurately.准确地击中球很难。
  2. Now scientists can forecast the weather accurately.现在科学家们能准确地预报天气。
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