12 inches
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A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but he can't. Finally, he goes to a world renowned1 doctor for help. The doctor examines him and says "I've found your problem. Your penis is 12 inches long. It weighs so much it is pulling on your lungs, causing you to stutter." So the man asks, "What's he cure, doctor?". To which the doctor replies, "We have to cut off 6 inches." The man thinks about it, and eager to cure his stuttering, agrees to the operation. The operation is a success, and he stops stuttering. Two months later he calls the doctor and tells him that since he had the 6 inches cut off, all of his girlfriends have dumped2 him, and his love life has gone down the tubes3. He wants the doctor to operate to put back the six inches. Not hearing anything on the line, he repeats himself, "Hey doc, didn't you hear me? I want my 6 inches back!" Finally, the doctor responds4, "F-f-f-f-f-f-#ck Y-y-you!


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1 renowned okSzVe     
adj.著名的,有名望的,声誉鹊起的
参考例句:
  1. He is one of the world's renowned writers.他是世界上知名的作家之一。
  2. She is renowned for her advocacy of human rights.她以提倡人权而闻名。
2 dumped dumped     
adj.废弃的v.倾倒( dump的过去式和过去分词 );丢下;随便堆放;释放
参考例句:
  1. Too much toxic waste is being dumped at sea. 太多的有毒废料在向大海里倾倒。
  2. They dumped his belongings unceremoniously on the floor. 他们粗暴地把他的物品摔到地板上。
3 tubes a1534062ad2aa83f02d095a7be4dafe2     
n.管( tube的名词复数 );地铁;[军事]炮管;管状物
参考例句:
  1. In semiconductor receivers transistors take the place of vacuum tubes. 在半导体收音机中晶体管代替了真空管。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
  2. These evening damps and chills play Old Harry with one's bronchial tubes. 夜晚的湿气与寒冷对支气管有害。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》
4 responds 50f5e9df7f41fabcea5e48a253412c61     
回答,回报,响应( respond的第三人称单数 ); 有反应; 有效果; 有影响
参考例句:
  1. The plane responds well to the controls. 这飞机对操纵反应灵敏。
  2. This material is heat-sensitive, ie responds quickly to changes in temperature. 这种材料对温度变化很敏感。
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